147 videos totalSeason 12
Shaun Majumder - Racial Slurs
White people have it easy with racial slurs.
Shaun Majumder - Beige
Nobody can be racist to me, because nobody's quite sure what I am.
Robert Kelly - Applebee's
Hey, we took chicken and put cake in it, is that cool?
Robert Kelly - Breasts
I was having dinner with a buddy of mine and I actually caught him staring at my tits.
Billy Gardell - New York City
I love New York City 'cause you got a bar every four feet with a church in between 'em.
Billy Gardell - Drinking on the Job
You can't drink on the job unless you're a pilot or a tanker captain.
Robert Kelly - Interview - Sexy
I used to be sexy when I had hair.
Billy Gardell - Interview - LA
It's nice to be back in a place where you can have more than four beers at a time.
Robert Kelly - Good Sex
I used to get a scrunchie before we had sex.
Billy Gardell - Drink This
I love you. Wanna move in and throw out all my favorite stuff?
Robert Kelly - Touring
I go back to my room at the hotel and order $40 worth of Chinese food.
Billy Gardell - Overmedicated
Here's a pill to eat, here's a pill to sleep, here's a pill to screw
Robert Kelly - Hell Gig
Improv is not a great thing to do in front of 40,000 people waiting for Phish to come out.
Billy Gardell - Enforcement
If you don't have the balls to discipline your kids, don't have kids.
Billy Gardell - Garage
I didn't realize why my dad spent so much time in the garage -- until I got married.
Robert Kelly - Real Love
Real love is when you accept each other for the pieces of crap you really are.
Billy Gardell - Working Class Christmas
Everybody starts out polite, until the booze comes out.
Robert Kelly - Orgasm
She pushes my face into the pillow and tells me not to speak.
Robert Kelly - Video Games
It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I'm in my underwear and socks playing other 9-year-olds online.
Billy Gardell - Compromise
To have a healthy marriage, you have to learn the "c word." Not that one.
